Terms of service

Landing on our website or buying from us puts our "Service" to use — and signs you up to the conditions below.

Are you old enough?

Agreeing here means you're telling us you've reached the age of majority where you live. And our products aren't for anything illegal or off-limits.

The basics

We can hold the Service back whenever, no reason owed. Worth knowing: your content, card details aside, might travel unencrypted and cross a few networks on the way.

Can I trust what's here?

We try, but if something turns out wrong, thin, or dated, that's not on us. Read it as general info — never the only thing a decision rests on.

About the products

Some of what we sell is online only, and stock can run short. Returns go through our Refund Policy, nothing else. Prices and availability shift whenever, no warning first.

Your orders

We can turn down any order that comes in, and cap or scrap quantities per person, per household, or per order — our call.

Who owns what's here?

Text, graphics, logos, images, software — it's all ours or our suppliers', and copyright law worldwide backs it.

Where liability stops

Whatever happens, neither we nor our directors, staff, or affiliates answer for injury, loss, claims, or any direct, indirect, incidental, punitive, special, or knock-on damages tied to the Service or anything bought through it.